Bad Sub-Titles: Mr. & Mrs. Smith
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Dave and Scott Run the USA
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Congklak (oldest game in the world) defeated
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Oldest game in the world defeated
World's Hardest Word Search Puzzles
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Pixel Modification: Easily write your own image manipulation software
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I'm watching the pirated DVD Mr. & Mrs. Smith with English sub-titles and they mangle almost every line. Listing them all would take me forever so below I just list the major ones.
Very Well then, let's pop the hood
So it speaks but does it dance?
I hope so. I had to milk a goat to get it.
Ya know, I knew Gladus 2 and a half years before I asked her to marry me
You gotta have a friendship, a foundation to consider yourself safe
So what did you think of Doctor Wexter
... have never seen the inside of that elevator
So I think we're going to have to re-upholster the sofas
Have you been selling big guns to bad people?
So Chuck got the promotion.
Oh look, more desert
Let's see if we can't get a tune out of this trombone
It can be arranged
Put a campfire out with it?
It's a nice surprise.
Well I hope everything works out OK.
Some figures didn't line up
Let's not get carried away. We don't want to go to sleep angry.
The guys we work with, they don't know, I'm never going to tell them.
Target's profile is our main priority
Utilize all means necessary
Research the database
Mom! We're on high alert! I almost killed you right there. You cannot even realize!
I am so done playing games with this broad
You gotta take this bitch out head on
I thought I would just drop in, hey doll, thanks for giving me the shaft.
Wasn't I? Or was I?
Oh come on, it was just a little bomb.
I guess in the end you start thinking about the beginning.
Your aim is as bad as your cooking sweet heart
Whose your daddy now?
I don't get out of bed for less than half a million dollars.
The vacation in Aspen ...
I was partially deaf that night.
Why do I get the girl gun?
We need a new car.
I have to tell you ... I never really liked your cooking.
It's not your gift.
Baby, I've never cooked a day in my life
You know, sweet heart ... you're being a bit Hypocritical
It's not like your some beacon of truth
John ... my parents ...
These doors sure are handy.
We're gonna have to redo every conversation we've ever had.
Maybe? Johny got the entire agency gunning for you.
I find myself dragging my feet this morning
I think you owe me a little money anyway
Sweet, we don't understand each other and I understand that
You remember Canada?
Not a great shot, Johny
Would one of you guys mind changing the channel?
312? How? Some were two at a time
I'm on the police bands. This is not my first time.
I think we've established that. All right.
No, it was the John show,
it was half-assed like Christmas ...
like our Anniversary.
Your fake mother's birthday
You don't want a team. You want a servant for hire.
This isn't even a real marriage
Maybe it's not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage
It sends a mixed message
Option A. You talk, we listen, no pain
Option B. You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my plyers
They found our you're married so they teamed up
So, at least apart we know what the odds are
Let's just call this what is ... and what it isn't.
But you run, you'll always be running
I'll see you in the next lifetime Jane. Likewise John
I'm interested in the progress you've made
Ask us the sex question
Date Created October 19, 2005
Last Updated April 12, 2006